The Bimbo Factory Presents: Glitter Wrestling at The Scurvy Dog!

Do you have what it takes to be the next Bedazzled Brawler?

Do you like your body slams with a side of sequins?! 

Do you crave gay chaos?????

Then mark your calendars because GLITTERMANIA is crash-landing at The Scurvy Dog for ONE DAY ONLY!!!!

How it works:

You register in advance online by filling out the sign up sheet and the wrestling waiver. 

Show up on June 15th to the Scurvy parking lot. We open at 1pm, wrestling starts at 2pm. Time slots are first-come-first-serve and available only to folks who pre-registered.

Contestants will enter the small pool filled with biodegradable glitter, aloe, and silicone-based lube for a timed match. When you're done, we hose you down before re-entering the bar. See the sign-up sheet for more details and the rules!

MUST BE 21+

Bummed you snoozed and missed your chance? BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, TWILIGHT. No exceptions allowed; we don't care who your dad is.  

But in the meantime, enjoy the lower-impact glitter activities, open to all who seek glory. 

Scurvy bar will be open! Food, glam metal & throwback sleaze on the speakers, and live wrestling commentary by local legends. 

See you there, you shiny spinebuster. 

THE NITTY GRITTY

Date: 6-15-2025

Time: 1pm doors, 2pm wrestling starts

Location: The Scurvy Dog, 1718 Westminster St, PVD **THIS IS AN OUTDOOR EVENT**

Entry: Free; suggestion donation $10-$20 PWYC

Cost to Wrestle: $10